Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn’t learn a lot today, at least we...– Buddha
joshishollywood: How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.